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  • ...random.

    While lurking around our email directories, I found out where our Hong
    Kong counterparts are located, right across Bank of China...
    I remember I used to walk to the bus stop across Bank of China from Lan
    Kwai Fong to take the night bus back to City One.

    http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Citibank+Plaza+Citibank+Tower,+3+Garden+Rd

    ,+Central,+Hong+Kong&ie=UTF8&hl=en&cd=1&geocode=FS_xUwEdBfTNBg&split=0&s
    ll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=23.875,57.630033&t=h&ll=22.278181,114.161199&
    spn=0.004006,0.004823&z=18&iwloc=A

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  • 3 分鐘的感動

    新加坡用網路行銷來「促婚」,3 分鐘寡婦廣告引發瘋狂討論

    五月初,新加坡那邊出了一則很特別的廣告,在電視上播出後,引起極大的爭議,各位可以點上面參考一下。這則廣告是由新加坡國家級的「社區發展部」所拍攝(Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports )它是一則「支持婚姻」(pro-marriage )的廣告,據說兩年前新加坡曾有一場市調,顯示許多適婚的新加坡年輕人仍在待婚中,因為找不到完美對象。

    這則「促婚影片」只有3 分鐘又2 秒:主角是一位印度裔太太,悼念著她剛死去的華裔老公。她的悼詞和大家預期不同,她竟然當著全體親友描述著她老公在床上如何的「打鼾」和「放屁」,還當場模仿這些聲音!如果老公還活著,應該會窘得想找一個洞鑽吧。

    這部影片的開始,司儀說:「李太太(即那位寡婦),妳應該有些話想說。」

    這位太太上台了,全場靜默。
     「今天,我不是要來讚美的,我不會說他有多好,因為很多人都已經說了。今天我想和大家分享一些可能讓大家比較不自在的事。」

    她說,「我想先從他在床上的表現說起。」

    台下觀眾眼神都是問號,看著她繼續說--

    「你們都有碰過,早上啟動汽車引擎啟不動的狀況嗎?」

    當場她學了發動引擎的聲音,但聽起來根本就是打鼾聲。這位寡婦學得嘴巴都歪了一邊了,這樣鼾了兩趟,然後幽幽的說:「well,大衛(她的老公)的打鼾,完全像是這樣。」

    大家開始笑了,鏡頭轉到她的女兒,表情顯然有點怪,大概是不解為何媽媽要說這件事?有些老夫妻也一邊笑一邊微皺眉頭,這場合好像說這種事不太對吧?

    「但,打鼾只是開始,」寡婦繼續說:「他,也會……放屁!」,好像好多人都有類似的經驗呢。「有些晚上,他放屁放得太大聲,還會被自己驚醒!」

    全場更是會意的笑了,她說,「大衛會驚慌的問,那……那是什麼聲音?」

    「這時候我會說,親愛的,是隔壁的老狗在放屁啦,放心繼續睡吧!」鏡頭轉到好幾個太太笑得摀嘴,坐在旁邊的老公面露尷尬。

    台上的寡婦,此時語氣一轉。

    「你會覺得,這很好笑是嗎?」她緩緩的說,「不過,當大衛真的病得很重時,這些聲音至少讓我知道,我的大衛『仍然活著』。」

    她轉頭望向大衛的遺照,哽咽了:「現在……我終於再也無法在睡前聽到這些聲音……。」

    全場有如冰凝。

    「 到生命的最後,」鏡頭轉向這位寡婦孤單的身驅,看到她緩緩的說。
    「 總是這些小小的事情,讓我們永遠記得。」(In the end, it ’ s these small things that you remember. )
    「是這些小小的??不完美』,一起組成生命的『完美』。」(It ’ s these little imperfections that make them perfect for you. )

    鏡頭轉向她的兒子和女兒,兒子大約高中年紀,女兒是初中年紀,他們看著台上的母親,專心聽著媽媽說話。

    「所以我想告訴我的子女,有一天,你也能找到你們生命中的伴侶,他們會像你爸爸在我眼中一樣『不完美得很美』。」

    (So, to my beautiful children: One day, you too find yourself life partners, who are as BEAUTIFULLY IMPERFECT as your father was to me. )

    她講完後,彷彿如釋重負,回到一個仍要照顧小孩的媽媽,收起悲傷,堅強起來,擁抱她的小孩。觀禮的全都沒有痛哭失聲,竟都看著前方,那是一種吃驚,這些文字的重量竟然這麼重的飄在空中、壓在心裡。這三分鐘的片也旋及走到尾聲,最後,這則廣告的結束詞是── 「Family 」。

    中文版,則是一個──「家」字。

    這則極震撼的廣告片,是由一位來自馬來西亞女導演Yasmin Ahmad 所拍攝。在新加坡引發了很大的爭議。沒人是完美的,所謂的真正的愛情就是接受你伴侶的不完美。 在喪禮上,女主角講了一段話,明明是在講一則很平常的事,卻經過了音樂與台詞與鏡頭的鋪陳,導引出一連串看不見的「弦外之音」,最後它給了一個字「Family 」作結尾。

  • WTF.. F-ING SCAMMER!!!! (><''')P

    I posted my sublet information on craigslist.

    A girl from "outside country" replied with some kind of weird suspicious fonts. I thought she was a scammer at the first glance. But since she offered to send a check to me right away, I let her be my top candidate and rejected all other offers.  A check of $4500 arrived just a few days ago.  She told me to subtract out the rent amount + $150 fee for running around, and told me to transfer the rest to her "travel agent" in Florida.  That agent called me at 7:55am yesterday morning and ~10 times throughout the day asking if I have completed the transfer.  I couldn't make the transfer online on Western Union because my cards weren't verified (THANKS!), so I had to do it in person. I was holding onto $3360 in cash. The only thing that was stopping me from making the transfer was that iPhone Safari did not work with Western Union's location finder.  Cap. gave me a call out of the blue right before I was about to find the location, he told me that I should hold off to at least wait till the check is cleared.

    Today, she gtalks me again urging me to call my bank. I called BA and BA said there's no way to verify if the check is valid and I just have to wait to see if it will be bounced. The good thing is that BA does have an image of the scanned cashier check and the rep. gave me the name of the bank and the number of the check. I called Colonial Bank and asked for that check number, the rep. said "I just checked. We have never issued a check with that serial number. That is a fraudulent check."....

    .... @#$$#^$%^#$&*&$#W$@$^*&#$%^....

    I said, "Well, I am glad I called.".



    4:29PM

    That girl wrote me, "Thanks so much dont worry the check will clear your Bank tomorrow you dont need to call colonia since the check is in your bank ok..."

    What can I say to tell her that I have already found out this is a fraud?

  • 岩岩開朋友既車送左朋友去機場﹐俾朋友一個 hug 講左再見﹐
    望住佢走入機場﹐突然間有 D 想念朋友了 (To 朋友的女朋友﹐只係朋友的想念而已。。。)
    畢竟唔計舊年﹐打從一月開始每一兩日就見朋友一次﹐
    經歷左好多都係朋友在身邊提點, 突然間三個禮拜唔見係有 D 怪怪的。
    但係三個禮拜都唔係好長架喇﹐ 再想﹐自己聽日都要離開啦﹐
    一年以黎每日總要去漢堡 hall 逛一下﹐
    突然間三個月唔駛去﹐有 D 唔慣唔捨得。。。

    o係路上﹐我話呢一年過得太快了﹐好似乜都無做過咁。
    佢話﹐“我們都做了很多好不好﹗快就是代表過得開心嘛。。。”
    真的﹐這學期的確做了很多事﹐
    開心嗎﹖是開心的﹐但也有不開心。
    以前 Berkeley 每星期既 Events 同功課考試前夕既 all nighters 好似 Deja Vu 咁再現。
    每日都留o係學校既生活話充實又唔算充實﹐話荒廢又絕對一 D 都唔係荒廢。
    說實在的﹐我覺得這一年過得很滿足﹐但滿足得黎又過得好。。。無言。
    始終﹐有得必有失。我唔想失去既已經失去左。
    係好好好唔開心﹐但係唔知可以做乜。。。

  • Stupid Flights...

    I have a flight credit for $120 on Travelocity but the rebooking fee is $180. The price for a new ticket is $560 dollars from SFO to PIT.  So if I was to use my "credit" on a one-way flight, I will have to pay $620 instead of $150 booking a brand new flight without using my credit.

    Last time I canceled a flight I lost $469. This time $180 is gone.
    I guess I should never ever cancel flights anymore, cuz to use the "credit" I end up paying 4 times more.
    What kind of stupid cancellation system is this?

  • Professional Partying...

    I just got home from our "95-768: Professional Partying* ( End of Semester Party)", my first diversity party. There were only 3-4 Chinese left and mostly Indians towards the 2nd half. I didn't expect it to be so much fun as I have only had fun partying with Chinese all these years. I miss my dear friends during the party, but at the end, I loved this party a lot dancing with the hotties, seeing the drunken crazies, and driving the drunks home.

    Thank you our lovely DJs Manolis and Aditya, and our hosts Johnny and Ryan.
    Johnny, I feel bad for trashing up your pad...

    I guess this concludes our first year in Heinz. XOXO.

    I will write more when this hits me later.

  • 好耐無試過 as clueless as 我而家咁.
    我諗呢班 D slides 比 CS162 O.S. 對我黎講更加完全唔知講乜.
    好彩我唔係 CS major. 好彩而家讀緊 management.
    而家半 peh 狀態. 仲有一個鐘頭, 我而家先至讀左後半個 sem 既 2/3.
    上半個 sem 既... 一早就已經放棄左.
    不過我完全無介意呢班成績會唔好. 因為自問亦無俾心機., 對呢班完全無興趣.
    我諗都係要打住天才波咁等待住三個鐘頭後第一年既完結喇... =(
    ...
    可能我真係將我 D oil 俾左 babe.... *籍口*
    不過我覺得 babe 真係好叻...
    我諗我連 babe 一半既堅強都未必有...

  • Question of the day...

    Me: Does the Hawaiian Coffee has coffee in it?
    Barista: ...(-_-''')... all coffee has coffee in it...

  • Next stop: 222 Broadway...

    Tomorrow will be the last day of class.

    Time flew by so fast. Two semesters have already gone by. What is left is merely just one summer and one semester before the end of my "vacation break from work"... ><

    I still remember the excitement, the anxiety, the passion I once had when I first set foot in CMU. I remember looking around and realizing that there are so many smart people around me from around the world.  I saw their passion to pursue their dreams in the land of opportunity. It sounds cheesy, but seeing this made me feel ashamed of myself for taking Berkeley and CMU for granted.  I remember working my bottom off every single day. I remember getting my first A+. I rememer waiting everyday for the day to go back home...

    這個學期, 沒有了s******r party, 沒有了 Halloween haunted house, 沒有了 black Friday shopping spree. 多了的卻是每天在 HBH 哭的一個深刻經歷, 得回來至愛的舊朋友s, 從新認識了疼我的新朋友s... 一個 job offer...

    By the way, I didn't publish this entry earlier...
    I will be working just one block from Ground Zero in the summer...!

    I still can't believe it... New York, baby~ XXDDD

    Me: so what are in midtown?
    Me: what companies?
    Me: i see wall st. close to me
    YRC: most companies
    Me: i know tiffany&co is on wall st haha
    YRC: yes
    Me: haha i sound so woman
    ... ...-__-''

    話說回來, 如果我上半個學期"滴"起心肝搵暑期工而沒有將時間放o係某一些事情上,
    如果美國銀行唔係因為收購美林而延遲招人 process,
    我可能一早就搵到一份無呢份咁好既暑期工...

    所以呢, 一切都係已經安排好的, 事情發生既背後一定有它的原因.
    我應該如常的把一切放在祂手上, 做個乖乖女...